10 Most Senseless Puns That Ain’t Even Punny

You must have heard some of the puns featured here once, twice, couple of hundred times. But that’s the point of these pointless puns that they never lose the element of hilarity. Because these puns are cliff hanging on the meanings and relying on the sound and delivery, which makes it all the more funny.

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1) English Teacher With A Semi Colon

Source = Chronicle

My English teacher recently recovered from a bowel cancer operation... and he tried to show me a semi colon.

2) One Similarity Though, Both Will Set Your Lungs Racing

Source = Funnyand

What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One is really heavy and the other is a little lighter.

3) At Least They Won’t Have To Make A Break For It

Source = "GhostKillerGames"

Shooting film inside a prison has negative con sequences.

4) Now You’re Just Eggs age rating

Source = Askideas

I cooked a boring breakfast. Allow me to eggs plain.

5) And If It Were A Fluffy Cat Driving A Sports Car, It Would Have Been A Furrari

Source = Giphy

I saw a sports car being driven by a scantily clad sheep. It was a lamb bikini.

6) This One Is For The People Who Have Been Goghing To The Art Exhibitions

Source = Fatcatart

I bought an impressionist painting of some flowers, but when I got back home the cat scratched it. Now I’m trying to sell it as a Clawed Monet.

7) The Couple Must Have Seen A Lot Of UPS And Downs

Source = Webneel

I sent a food parcel to my former wife. Fed Ex.

8) Climax Control Is More Important, To Be Honest

Source = Pinimg

It’s true that abortion of our population has some missed conceptions about birth control.

9) Its Algebraic!

Source = Wordpress

When I saw the depressed mathematician, I asked, “What sum adder with you?”

10) I Am Tired Of Puns Like These Being Cycled Around

Source = Communityplaythings

Q: What is the difference between a nicely dressed man on a tricycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

A: A tire.