10 Funniest Conversations Ever Happened in the Doctor's Cabin

Funny true stories and more from doctors and patients around the world. These hilarious stories will definitely make you forget your working blues.

5 years ago

Augustus Perez

How do you rate your doctor’s work? 9 out of 10 or you can give them full marks as they help you keep your body fit and fine. Actually, doctors really work hard. Their job is a kind of serious one and once in a blue moon, you might happen to get involved in funny conversations with them.

A visit to doctor’s office always involves something unfortunate happening with you. But as they say ‘laughter is the best medicine’, there have luckily been some hilarious conversations between the patient and doctor.

Here we have compiled a list of funny tales happened in a doctor’s office.

1. Doctor, You Look Like My Third Husband!

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A doctor said as he leaned to check the patient's eye. She got a little frisky and reminded him of her third husband. Here's the whole conversation:

As I leaned in to check her eyes,  my older patient got a little frisky. “You remind me of my third  husband,” she said coyly.

“Third husband?” I asked. “How many have you had?”

“Two.”

- Leon Pendracky, OD, Avella, Pennsylvania

2. A Good News Which Is Bad At The Same Time

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My patient announced she had good news… and bad. “The medicine for my earache worked,” she said. “What’s the bad news?” I asked.

“It tasted awful.”

Since she was feeling better, I didn’t have the heart to tell her they’re called eardrops for a reason.

- Murray Grossan, MD, founder of  the Grossan Institute, Los Angeles

3. And The Result Of Patient's Sleep Study

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I gave my patient the results of  her sleep study: “It looks like you stopped breathing in your sleep over 65 times per hour.”

Her response: “Did I start back?”

- Michael Breus, PhD, Scottsdale, Arizona

4. And Something Hilarious Happened in the Surgical Room

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Scene: The operating room. I’m  reviewing the surgical checklist  with the nurses.

Me: We have the surgical equipment, the heart-lung machine, antibiotics, and the replacement heart valve on hand.

Patient: You wait until now to figure this stuff out?

- Marc Gillinov, MD, The Cleveland Clinic

5. I Was Just Taking A Second Opinion

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A doctor tells his wife, “You’re a  terrible cook, you spend too much money, and you’re a lousy lover!”

Two weeks later, he comes home to find her making out with his partner.

“What’s going on here?!” he  demands.

“Just getting a second opinion,” she replies.

6. And When The Dentist Dressed Up In Tooth Fairy To Attract Patients

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Have you ever noticed doctors dressing up in funny themes like these? Isn't it amusing?

7. We Only Corrected Her Eyesight And Nothing Else

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Mr. Harper sued a hospital, saying that after his wife had surgery there, she lost all interest in sex.

A hospital spokesperson replied, “Mrs. Harper was admitted for cataract surgery. All we did was  correct her eyesight.”

8. Errors in the Medical Transcription (Yes, You Can Laugh!)

To paraphrase Mark Twain: Be careful of medical transcripts; you may die of a misprint.

Social history reveals this one-year-old patient does not smoke or drink and is presently unemployed.

On the second day, the knee was better and on the third day, it disappeared.

Discharge status: alive but without permission.

Exam of genitalia reveals that he is circus sized.

Occasional, constant in-frequent headaches.

Bleeding started in the rectal area and continued all the way to Los Angeles.

9. Thought You Are My Wife!

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After discussing a patient, the  doctor ended his conversation by telling me, “I love you.” Following an awkward pause, he said, “I’m sorry, you were telling me what to do, so it made me think I was speaking with my wife.” (9.1)